After sitting down to next what appeared an old thick scaled short yet chunky old guy who was more toad then man, i asked what he did on this planet. "i serve food, as well as fortell the future, i serve many visions to the tall ones and they always come true. I had to pay the guy and i had no money, so i reached into my pocket and grabbed an eye from the scorpid i killed that was given to me later as a sovenire. He grabbed it and shook it "lets see" took his time and put his hand on my head. I started having visions of being a great warrior, traveling the world, conquering and ruling as a king. "you will eventually conquer the rest of your planet and build many pyramids like where u came from, there will be periods, of 30 years or so where u will be king, enjoy the spoils of war, marry and build many buildings and be worshiped as a god..lets see" he shook the eye some more..goo spraying left and right.."i see a civilization called egypt where u will be pharoah, another with buildings like the interior of the pyramids where u will be a warrior called guan yu, there are jungles of temples where u will be known as a sun god and wind, a place called azland, and a massive red land similar to your home where u will call persia." then the vision gets a little dark and i see many wars over what seems to be a hellish country that we name germania and castles i build as i seem to take on other forms, some more wolf then man, others where i am sitting with speared men bleeding and my dragon feeding on them."xerxes..that will be you best life, who will also change form and from your current father of black goo ninurta name will be slightly or mostly forgotten, overshadowed by several hero names even a guy called Cook.. u are called by the lesser mans u create of smaller stature." and i saw us ruling over the smaller creatures from temple to temple around the planet, some masked, some not, and eventually going into hiding..."enough" i said, these visions show me as a god on the planet i just landed on, and a very long life, it is a bit over my head at this point". so he put the eye on a shelf and served me some mule bone meat on a big hot metal plate. We sat there and ate and drunk and i noticed a giant trying to conquer the pants of one of my spacewives, so i stood up and went over to the giant. "i hear u giants are a little squeemish about these things" and i pulled out a nail from the claw of the scorpid that was made into a little chain for me...the giant looked at the nail and stood there wide eyed and froozen. "that, that is not to be shown to us, to our kind" and i pointed at the little spacewhite chick and said "that..is a she, and she is my wife, and i see your friends trying to surround her, wouldn't be thinking of taking her somewhere away from here would u?" ...the giant looked at his crew and they walked back and hid around the corners "down here the rules are a little different, but we could settle this in the pitts if ud like"...sure i said .."u will fight her"..and i looked over to spacewhite and she was yawning with grattitude...my other wife was pacing left and right like a lioness eyeing off the giant, licking her chops.."ur lucky this time" she thought...while the crimson food critic sat there with his mouth chewing on a piece of rib looking at the pacing catchick almost hypnotised by the left and right movement...
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